If your dog could talk, what kind of voice would it have?
Do people in their 20s look at me and go, "What an old fart!"? What about people in their 30s? Or even 40s for that matter? And what MAKES you an old fart?
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Unlike the commercial, I KNOW it's more than 3. Has anyone ever kept track?
Are we REALLY "rolling down" a window when we use push buttons to do it? Yes, the mechanism inside is probably "rolling" although I'm not really sure about that either, but really we're just pushing a button, or flipping a switch. So shouldn't we say, "Button or flip down your window?"
How important is it REALLY to know which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Is it possible for my dog to NOT think with his stomach?
Do you get cleaner taking a shower, versus a bath? Is this a question for "Mythbusters" to answer?
If laughing makes me feel better, why don't a do it a lot more often?
Why are hugs from my kids the biggest calming agent in my life?
What do you do when you get an e-mail from Bobby Seedy about criminal lawyers? Answer: Laugh about the fact that someone with the supposed last name of "Seedy" is sending me lawyer information.
Why do some people, who are of a certain age (think Sally O'Malley and how she's 50! 50 years old!!!) expect to look like they did when they were 25? I have jowls. I am unrecognizable to people who have not seen me for a few years. This is probably a good thing.
Why are all my random thoughts questions?